One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets
up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,
it slices into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking
for his ball and comes across this little guy with this huge knot
on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him.
I'm just glad I didn't hurt you.
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"Goodness," says the golfer then proceeds to revive the poor little
guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me
fair and square. I am a leprechaun, and I will grant you three
wishes."
The man says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad
I didn't hurt you too badly" and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thinks to himself,
"Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me,
so I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll
give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great
sex life."
A few weeks later the Irishman is out golfing
again. As he's walking to the 16th green, he hears a voice
calling him from the woods. He walks over and sees the
leprechaun again. He asks how his head is feeling.
The leprechaun says, "Oh, I'm fine. And might I ask how
your golf game is?"
The golfer says, "It's funny you should ask, but it's been
amazing. It seems I can't miss anymore!"
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And
might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand
in my pocket, I pull out a twenty dollar bill" he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you, too.
And might I ask how your love life is?"
Now the golfer looks around, as if to be sure that no one else
can hear, and says in a low voice, "Well, it's been okay."
"Just okay?" the leprechaun asks. "How often do
you have sex?"
"Oh, maybe once or twice a week." Floored the leprechaun
stammers,
"Only once or twice a week?"
The golfer replies, "Well, that's really quite a lot for
a Catholic priest in a small parish."
